This revolutionary new product is a revelation in furniture design and sleep technology. The genius of Floaty Matt lies (very comfortably) in its simplicity. Floaty Matt is a luxurious, helium-filled mattress that rises to the ceiling when not in use, thus liberating valuable floor space that would otherwise be wasted during waking hours. Turn your bedroom or studio apartment into a home-office, living space, or party zone. Quickly. Easily. Stylishly.

Need some extra room for entertaining? Floaty Matt will rise to the occasion. Simply unfasten your Floaty Matt from its floor-bound position and let it levitate to the ceiling, sheets and all! When the party’s over and you’re ready settle in and get inert for the night, simply pull your Floaty Matt down from the ceiling using your Retrieval Rod, and secure it to the floor using the E-Z Stay mooring system. Within seconds, you’re ready for the best night’s sleep of your life!

Murphy beds are long since over and out. Let’s face it; nobody wants to sleep upside down in a closet. But despite the Murphy bed’s failings, its space-saving ideals remain valid. Now, thanks to Floaty Matt, all your sweet dreams will become reality. You’ll sleep heavier than ever on this lighter-than-air mattress, and then wake up and enjoy space you never knew you had!

And unlike with the ill-conceived hydrogen beds of the ’40s, helium doesn’t burn. So you can feel free to smoke as much as you want in bed, without fear of explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and give us a call. It’s time to take back your quarters. Reclaim the surface area in your area. Find space in your place. Add room to your room. Put efficiency in your efficiency. With Floaty Matt, the space-making line of floatable sleepery, you can start living under your bed.

Call today. Operators are standing by.